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Funny Drinking Quotes

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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly  (Funny Drinking Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I suggest we drink before we go out drinking  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Let's drink until we all have equal amounts of dirt on each other  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day  (Funny Drinking Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth  (Funny Drinking Quotes) The kind of friend I am. What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinking?  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Because alcohol tastes better than tears  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough  (Funny Drinking Quotes)
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