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Funny Dog Quotes

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One minute I was sleeping on the pillow... and then poof, it exploded. Let’s just be thankful I’m still alive  (Funny Dog Quotes) Meow. Meow. uh... meowf?  (Funny Dog Quotes) The cat slipped and fell into the toilet. I was pushed  (Funny Dog Quotes) One of my spots just fell off  (Funny Dog Quotes) Kids make puppies happy  (Funny Dog Quotes) I stole a little girl’s ice cream  (Funny Dog Quotes) You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked  (Funny Dog Quotes) Sure I’m a Great Dane. Are you really a French Poodle?  (Funny Dog Quotes) Yes, this is dog  (Funny Dog Quotes) Hello mailman. Remember me?  (Funny Dog Quotes) We are the reason mommy and daddy can’t have nice things  (Funny Dog Quotes) What I see. What my dog sees  (Funny Dog Quotes) 0 days since the last toilet paper massacre  (Funny Dog Quotes) I like big mutts and I can not lie  (Funny Dog Quotes) But the cat gets to poop in the house  (Funny Dog Quotes) Not sure if that’s a treat or just my heartworm pill  (Funny Dog Quotes) Yep. It’s a dog  (Funny Dog Quotes) Today is the day. I can feel it  (Funny Dog Quotes) I just don’t know why dogs like this so much  (Funny Dog Quotes) The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff  (Funny Dog Quotes) They said “who’s a good boy?” I said “not me”  (Funny Dog Quotes) I’m just saying’ it hurts my feelings that you never lick me back  (Funny Dog Quotes) Wait for me!  (Funny Dog Quotes) Cat won’t let him down the stairs  (Funny Dog Quotes) Dog, just let her go! She doesn’t love you  (Funny Dog Quotes) Bad dog. Hey! Down here!  (Funny Dog Quotes) Oh cat, I wub you! I’m going to count to three  (Funny Dog Quotes) Hand over da fries  (Funny Dog Quotes) No matter what it is  (Funny Dog Quotes) Someone is at the door  (Funny Dog Quotes)
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