Funny Dog Quotes
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For the love of God! feed the damn cat.
Every meal you make, every bite you take, I'll be watching you.
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.
What the hell are you doing? I drink from there.
Seriously? They make you poop outside?
Look! He's gonna take another bite.
You've been gone for 2 minutes! Are you okay?!
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I thought you were never ever ever coming home ever, so I panicked.
Barked at mailman - he said "how cute."
I comes with 2 sub woofers
Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge.
Day 11. The dog still things I’m fur.
Should I smack it away or let it continue to think it’s winning?
Beware of the dog
I kissed a cat and I liked it
Hold on, let me throw a collar on.
Let me innnnnn!
Will ever find out who's a good boy?
Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth.
I'm so sorry, I heard your family got a cat.
Talk to da paw!
Don't worry, we saved you a spot.
Wasn't sure which stick you threw. So I got em all... and a ball.
One day you will reach the handle and we can both go out to pee.
I thought I was clear... I do not like the brown triangles.
Dog barks at nothing. Keep telling yourself that.
I ate garbage and then barfed it up. I witnessed it and did nothing.
My dog never misses an opportunity to eat
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