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Funny Divorce Quotes

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house  (Funny Divorce Quotes) The divorce. It was friendly and we made a reasonable settlement  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Divorce. This is what happens  (Funny Divorce Quotes) I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Can a woman make you a millionaire. Yes! If you are a billionaire  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Every passing year our relationship gets better. But we’re divorced. Yes  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff  (Funny Divorce Quotes) At least the divorce is less expensive than the wedding  (Funny Divorce Quotes) My toughest fight was with my first wife  (Funny Divorce Quotes) I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “No divorces in ‘99!” But your divorce isn’t final yet. Just the one divorce in ‘99!  (Funny Divorce Quotes) Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer. Well, I think - I think Ross already has one  (Funny Divorce Quotes) I know divorce is tough man, but my food dish isn’t gonna fill itself  (Funny Divorce Quotes) PRINT FREE GIANT POSTERS