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Funny Diet Quotes

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I'm on the new diet where you eat everything and pray for a miracle  (Funny Diet Quotes) Don’t forget, you are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person  (Funny Diet Quotes) First I was like... Yes, I will do this. Then I was like... Oh snap. Is that cake?  (Funny Diet Quotes) I can’t do this, man. I can’t live on rabbit food. I’m - I’m a warrior  (Funny Diet Quotes) I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, photos and mirrors  (Funny Diet Quotes) Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet  (Funny Diet Quotes) I keep trying to lose weight... But it keeps finding me!  (Funny Diet Quotes) Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day  (Funny Diet Quotes) I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days  (Funny Diet Quotes) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie  (Funny Diet Quotes) My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say for the love of God woman eat a salad  (Funny Diet Quotes) Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet  (Funny Diet Quotes) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people  (Funny Diet Quotes) It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears  (Funny Diet Quotes) If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies  (Funny Diet Quotes) I’m not losing weight. I’m getting rid of it. I have no intention of finding it again  (Funny Diet Quotes)
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