HOME POPULAR Love Life Inspiration Motivation Funny Friendship Family Faith Happy Hurt Sad Cute Success Wisdom ALL TOPICS Animals Art Attitude Beauty Business Birthdays Dreams Facts Fitness Food Forgiving Miss You Nature Peace Smile So True Sports Teenage Trust Movie TV Weddings More.. AUTHORS Einstein Plato Aristotle Twain Monroe Jefferson Wilde Carroll Confucius Hepburn Dalai Lama Lewis Lincoln Mandela Lao Tzu Ford More.. Meme Maker University Memes
Follow On Pinterest
Advertisements

Funny Couple Quotes

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
Advertisements
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
Advertisements
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
Advertisements
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Advertisements
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Friendship Quotes Love Quotes Life Quotes Funny Quotes Motivational Quotes Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way  (Funny Couple Quotes) Don't make me poison your food, dear  (Funny Couple Quotes) Why she might be upset. Part 1  (Funny Couple Quotes) How relationships work. He does something stupid. She gets mad. He apologises. She does something stupid. He gets mad. She gets mad. He apologises  (Funny Couple Quotes) Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep  (Funny Couple Quotes) Marriage  (Funny Couple Quotes) You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer!  (Funny Couple Quotes) The basic fact is you can either be happily married, or you can be right, but you can’t be both  (Funny Couple Quotes) I don't need Google, my wife knows everything!  (Funny Couple Quotes) My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me  (Funny Couple Quotes) Welcome to marriage  (Funny Couple Quotes) Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband!  (Funny Couple Quotes) Just a couple of nerds who changed the world  (Funny Couple Quotes) You're my better half  (Funny Couple Quotes) After all these years you still make me laugh  (Funny Couple Quotes) Dis ma significant otter  (Funny Couple Quotes) Relationship goals  (Funny Couple Quotes) Changed your Facebook status. You're in a relationship with me  (Funny Couple Quotes) No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy  (Funny Couple Quotes) I was going to do that but then you told me to  (Funny Couple Quotes) When couples fight. How she sees it. How he sees it. How it really is  (Funny Couple Quotes) If lost please return to Jan. I am Jan  (Funny Couple Quotes) Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out  (Funny Couple Quotes) I think you guys would be very happy here. Oh no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple. Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?! We are not having this conversation  (Funny Couple Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart  (Funny Couple Quotes) You are my favorite pain in the ass  (Funny Couple Quotes)