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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?  (Funny Cooking Quotes) Wait until the brownies are completely cool  (Funny Cooking Quotes) Hey babe, you smell that? No... Me neither, start cooking  (Funny Cooking Quotes) With enough butter anything is good  (Funny Cooking Quotes) No.. you make me a sandwich  (Funny Cooking Quotes) My recipe calls for 2 cups of bacon, 1/4 teaspoon of bacon, and a dash of bacon  (Funny Cooking Quotes) How much spaghetti I think I’m making. How much spaghetti I actually make  (Funny Cooking Quotes) This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1  (Funny Cooking Quotes)