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Funny Cartoon Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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You had me at hello






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The stupid, it burns (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Why do you even bother? Living? (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren’t my mother. Me too (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Don’t judge me. Food (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Right? This baby knows what I’m talking about (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
My son takes a nap. 1HR later I realize I’m still watching his cartoons (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Drop something while in bed? Reach (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
How babies will be born in the future (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Hey, Finn, are you awake yet? I’m trying (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
I’m in shape. Round is a shape (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying (Funny Cartoon Quotes)
Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer (Funny Cartoon Quotes)