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Funny Car Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs






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What I see and what my friends see (Funny Car Quotes)
That's the last time Dan parked like an idiot at the office (Funny Car Quotes)
Girls' room. Girls' car. Boys' room. Boys' car (Funny Car Quotes)
With parents in the car. With friends in the car. Buckle up (Funny Car Quotes)
Check engine. Yup, it's still there (Funny Car Quotes)
How I think I look while driving. How I actually look (Funny Car Quotes)
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Car Quotes)
It's called a blinker (Funny Car Quotes)
With dad. With friends (Funny Car Quotes)
I just don’t know why dogs like this so much (Funny Car Quotes)
My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay up. (Funny Car Quotes)
What I see. What dad sees (Funny Car Quotes)