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Funny But True Quotes

How I feel without makeup Picture Quote #1

When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission Picture Quote #1

Funny But True Quote 3 Picture Quote #1

Me. Internet. Life goals Picture Quote #1

The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass Picture Quote #1

in the morning i'm like

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it Picture Quote #1

Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much Picture Quote #1

Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world Picture Quote #1

Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen Picture Quote #1

Cat logic. Full. Empty Picture Quote #1

Diet starts next week Picture Quote #1

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars

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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you

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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour Picture Quote #1

Your face when someone you hate is talking Picture Quote #1

She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want Picture Quote #1

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now Picture Quote #1

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

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Don't look back you're not going that way

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

My life so far Picture Quote #1

I say

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat Picture Quote #1

There is no angry way to say bubbles Picture Quote #1

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever

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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her

Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things Picture Quote #1

Drop something while in bed? Reach Picture Quote #1

When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger Picture Quote #1

How funny my girlfriend thinks I am Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

When you start paying your own power bill Picture Quote #1

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How I feel without makeup (Funny But True Quotes) When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funny But True Quotes) Me. Internet. Life goals (Funny But True Quotes) The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass (Funny But True Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Funny But True Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Funny But True Quotes) Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Funny But True Quotes) Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world (Funny But True Quotes) Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen (Funny But True Quotes) Cat logic. Full. Empty (Funny But True Quotes) Diet starts next week (Funny But True Quotes) I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour (Funny But True Quotes) Your face when someone you hate is talking (Funny But True Quotes) She's my best friend of course i'm going to tell her everything you said (Funny But True Quotes) Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Funny But True Quotes) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now (Funny But True Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny But True Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny But True Quotes) My life so far (Funny But True Quotes) I say "ouch" before i'm even sure it hurt, just in case (Funny But True Quotes) It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Funny But True Quotes) There is no angry way to say bubbles (Funny But True Quotes) Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things (Funny But True Quotes) Drop something while in bed? Reach (Funny But True Quotes) When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger (Funny But True Quotes) How funny my girlfriend thinks I am (Funny But True Quotes) Now I can get fat (Funny But True Quotes) When you start paying your own power bill (Funny But True Quotes)

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