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Funny But True Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Together is my favorite place to be
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