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Funny But True Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
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Intervention. We need you to step away from the internet right now  (Funny But True Quotes) It’s time to stop posting  (Funny But True Quotes) I have a feeling that my guardian angel often looks like this  (Funny But True Quotes) It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married  (Funny But True Quotes) Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female  (Funny But True Quotes) Sometimes, the other characters are too normal and then you start to be brought back to reality but then Luna shows up and she is just so funny and cool and honest and slightly mad and she’s all that matters. She is 100% true. She puts on no shows, because she is so comfortable with herself  (Funny But True Quotes) As an actor you get categorized by other people, but it’s not like I arrange myself into comedy mode or serious mode. If it’s good writing you just have to play it true - if it’s funny, it’s funny. But obviously you don’t want it to be amusing if you’re playing Hedda Gabler!  (Funny But True Quotes) Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He’s so funny, but he’s a true actor, too - he’s bringing so much when he’s onscreen  (Funny But True Quotes) The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn’t true.  (Funny But True Quotes) It’s fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it’s true.  (Funny But True Quotes) With drama, you know if you’re having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn’t laugh, then you know you’re not being funny. That’s a really fun challenge, and that’s what draws me to comedy.  (Funny But True Quotes) We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we’re so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like, our nationality, our country. But we’re people from somewhere else; the true ‘Americans’ are the original peoples. It’s funny, but we’re a very territorial species.  (Funny But True Quotes) Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it’s not jokes that are funny, it’s characters that are funny. And isn’t that true! That’s why I always kill jokes. I’m terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can’t get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.  (Funny But True Quotes) I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees  (Funny But True Quotes) Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who’d understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?  (Funny But True Quotes) It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.  (Funny But True Quotes) In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices  (Funny But True Quotes) I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning  (Funny But True Quotes) I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one  (Funny But True Quotes) Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who’d understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?  (Funny But True Quotes) If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?  (Funny But True Quotes) Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone  (Funny But True Quotes) It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness  (Funny But True Quotes)
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