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Funny But True Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
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Girls checking out men. Men checking out girls Daaaaamn!!  (Funny But True Quotes) Everybody has that one drawer  (Funny But True Quotes) Grandparent cats, learning how to skype  (Funny But True Quotes) I gotta do some nothing  (Funny But True Quotes) Internet. Please let me sleep. I like sleep  (Funny But True Quotes) Friends are therapists you can drink with  (Funny But True Quotes) You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?  (Funny But True Quotes) Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are are around even when they think you’re fool  (Funny But True Quotes) Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive  (Funny But True Quotes) Only dead fish go with the flow  (Funny But True Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Funny But True Quotes) My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop!  (Funny But True Quotes) To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am  (Funny But True Quotes) Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August  (Funny But True Quotes) There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take  (Funny But True Quotes) A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by  (Funny But True Quotes) Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed!  (Funny But True Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why?  (Funny But True Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished  (Funny But True Quotes) Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework  (Funny But True Quotes) Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else  (Funny But True Quotes) Why fall in love when you can fall asleep  (Funny But True Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink  (Funny But True Quotes) Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored  (Funny But True Quotes) We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police  (Funny But True Quotes)
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