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Funny Business Quotes

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
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Entrepreneur. Someone who jumps off a cliff and builds a plane on the way down  (Funny Business Quotes) Trust me, when you mind your own business life is way less stressful  (Funny Business Quotes) Business before pleasure  (Funny Business Quotes) Everybody's business is nobody's business  (Funny Business Quotes) Cut your losses and let your profits run  (Funny Business Quotes) When the rich rob the poor it's called business. When the poor fight back it's called violence  (Funny Business Quotes) I’m not in the meth business, I’m in the empire business  (Funny Business Quotes) Not all business suits are created equal  (Funny Business Quotes) It’s a dangerous business going out your front door  (Funny Business Quotes) The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you  (Funny Business Quotes) Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money  (Funny Business Quotes) 9 out of 10 businesses fail, that’s why I started 10  (Funny Business Quotes) We are looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience  (Funny Business Quotes) If you’re in the penaut business you learn to think small  (Funny Business Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work  (Funny Business Quotes) Dress up for the job you want not the one you have  (Funny Business Quotes) Strong enough to bear children then get back to business  (Funny Business Quotes) I might be able to fit you in on Monday  (Funny Business Quotes) I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business  (Funny Business Quotes) If you ain’t talking business, I don’t want to listen  (Funny Business Quotes) Bosses be like... you’re still coming to work right?  (Funny Business Quotes) Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday  (Funny Business Quotes) The only job where you start at top is digging a hole  (Funny Business Quotes) The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it  (Funny Business Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss.  (Funny Business Quotes) If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.  (Funny Business Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting  (Funny Business Quotes) I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That’s so funny.  (Funny Business Quotes)
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