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Writing about why you write is a funny business, like scratching what doesn’t itch. Impulses are mysterious, and explaining them must be done with mirrors, like certain cunning slight-of-hand routines  (Funny Business Quotes) Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way  (Funny Business Quotes) The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it  (Funny Business Quotes) I don’t like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over  (Funny Business Quotes) I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it’s somebody else’s secretary, fine  (Funny Business Quotes) Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?  (Funny Business Quotes) All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind  (Funny Business Quotes) No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public  (Funny Business Quotes) I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own  (Funny Business Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting  (Funny Business Quotes) Currently we don’t have plans on conquering the world  (Funny Business Quotes) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure  (Funny Business Quotes) It’s to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that’s my method  (Funny Business Quotes) Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders  (Funny Business Quotes) It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run  (Funny Business Quotes) I don’t want any funny business, and above all I don’t want to be dragged into other people’s funny business. If it’s to be my head on the block, I want to know that it’s doing there, and not that it’s some stupid things that other people have done  (Funny Business Quotes) Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that?  (Funny Business Quotes) A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind  (Funny Business Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss  (Funny Business Quotes) Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost  (Funny Business Quotes) We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight  (Funny Business Quotes) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important  (Funny Business Quotes) A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it  (Funny Business Quotes) Find a job you like and you add five days to every week  (Funny Business Quotes) The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary  (Funny Business Quotes) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed  (Funny Business Quotes) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake  (Funny Business Quotes) You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal  (Funny Business Quotes) Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes  (Funny Business Quotes) What a sad business is being funny!  (Funny Business Quotes)
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