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Funny Business Quotes

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you Picture Quote #1

Entrepreneur. Someone who jumps off a cliff and builds a plane on the way down Picture Quote #1

Trust me, when you mind your own business life is way less stressful Picture Quote #1

Business before pleasure Picture Quote #1

Everybody's business is nobody's business Picture Quote #1

Cut your losses and let your profits run Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

When the rich rob the poor it's called business. When the poor fight back it's called violence Picture Quote #1

I’m not in the meth business, I’m in the empire business Picture Quote #1

Not all business suits are created equal Picture Quote #1

It’s a dangerous business going out your front door Picture Quote #1

Strong enough to bear children then get back to business Picture Quote #1

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money Picture Quote #1

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why

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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her

9 out of 10 businesses fail, that’s why I started 10 Picture Quote #1

If you ain’t talking business, I don’t want to listen Picture Quote #1

If you’re in the penaut business you learn to think small Picture Quote #1

I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work Picture Quote #1

Dress up for the job you want not the one you have Picture Quote #1

Bosses be like... you’re still coming to work right? Picture Quote #1

I meant to behave but there were too many other options

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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future

We are looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience Picture Quote #1

I might be able to fit you in on Monday Picture Quote #1

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Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday Picture Quote #1

The only job where you start at top is digging a hole Picture Quote #1

Together is my favorite place to be

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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business Picture Quote #1

If at first you don’t succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss Picture Quote #1

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style Picture Quote #1

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem Picture Quote #1

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting Picture Quote #1

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That’s so funny Picture Quote #1

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The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you (Funny Business Quotes) Entrepreneur. Someone who jumps off a cliff and builds a plane on the way down (Funny Business Quotes) Trust me, when you mind your own business life is way less stressful (Funny Business Quotes) Business before pleasure (Funny Business Quotes) Everybody's business is nobody's business (Funny Business Quotes) Cut your losses and let your profits run (Funny Business Quotes) When the rich rob the poor it's called business. When the poor fight back it's called violence (Funny Business Quotes) I’m not in the meth business, I’m in the empire business (Funny Business Quotes) Not all business suits are created equal (Funny Business Quotes) It’s a dangerous business going out your front door (Funny Business Quotes) Strong enough to bear children then get back to business (Funny Business Quotes) Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money (Funny Business Quotes) 9 out of 10 businesses fail, that’s why I started 10 (Funny Business Quotes) If you ain’t talking business, I don’t want to listen (Funny Business Quotes) If you’re in the penaut business you learn to think small (Funny Business Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work (Funny Business Quotes) Dress up for the job you want not the one you have (Funny Business Quotes) Bosses be like... you’re still coming to work right? (Funny Business Quotes) We are looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience (Funny Business Quotes) I might be able to fit you in on Monday (Funny Business Quotes) Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday (Funny Business Quotes) The only job where you start at top is digging a hole (Funny Business Quotes) I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Funny Business Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss. (Funny Business Quotes) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. (Funny Business Quotes) If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. (Funny Business Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting (Funny Business Quotes) I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That’s so funny. (Funny Business Quotes)

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