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Funny Birthday Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like  (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm not 40, i'm 18 with 22 years experience  (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm just here for the cake  (Funny Birthday Quotes) I'm not 30. I'm just 29.99 plus tax  (Funny Birthday Quotes)
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