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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
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