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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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