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Having you in my life made everything better
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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