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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
You had me at hello
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally






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