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I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians.  (Funeral Homes Quotes) I’ve got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess.  (Funeral Homes Quotes) The biggest problem is the funerals that don’t exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn’t in the United States.  (Funeral Homes Quotes) I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness  (Funeral Homes Quotes) I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn’t have a vocalist. I didn’t get paid. I needed to sing  (Funeral Homes Quotes)