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Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe? (Fridge Quotes)
Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? We don’t have a fridge (Fridge Quotes)
Make way!!! (Fridge Quotes)
I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Fridge Quotes)
Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge (Fridge Quotes)
The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff (Fridge Quotes)
Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge (Fridge Quotes)
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room (Fridge Quotes)
If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food (Fridge Quotes)
He turned slowly like a fridge door opening (Fridge Quotes)
Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge (Fridge Quotes)
Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! (Fridge Quotes)
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge (Fridge Quotes)
I have more food in my body than in my fridge (Fridge Quotes)
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge (Fridge Quotes)
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge (Fridge Quotes)
Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it (Fridge Quotes)
I know what it’s like not to have food in the fridge or money to buy more (Fridge Quotes)
Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight. (Fridge Quotes)