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Fridge Quotes

Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? We don’t have a fridge Picture Quote #1

Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe? Picture Quote #1

Make way!!! Picture Quote #1

Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge Picture Quote #1

The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff Picture Quote #1

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge Picture Quote #1

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge Picture Quote #1

If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food Picture Quote #1

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room Picture Quote #1

Kelso, it’s 6 in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? No. Kelso... did you glue yourself to the fridge? Yes Picture Quote #1

He turned slowly like a fridge door opening Picture Quote #1

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

I have more food in my body than in my fridge Picture Quote #1

Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge Picture Quote #1

Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge Picture Quote #1

Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge Picture Quote #1

Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it Picture Quote #1

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge Picture Quote #1

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes

Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! Picture Quote #1

I’ve often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it’s been doing to my poetry when I’m not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me Picture Quote #1

The thing about my fridge is, it’s a family fridge, so there’s a little of something everybody likes in there Picture Quote #1

I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola Picture Quote #1

Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes

I order everything in. I won’t save anything until later. I won’t have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don’t trust myself with it at night. I’d be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge Picture Quote #1

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be Picture Quote #1

Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it Picture Quote #1

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

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Dude, seriously? Still with the ham? We don’t have a fridge (Fridge Quotes) Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe? (Fridge Quotes) Make way!!! (Fridge Quotes) Great idea! Hide my treats on top of the fridge (Fridge Quotes) The dog can guard the door... I’ll guard the important stuff (Fridge Quotes) I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Fridge Quotes) Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge (Fridge Quotes) If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food (Fridge Quotes) I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room (Fridge Quotes) Kelso, it’s 6 in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? No. Kelso... did you glue yourself to the fridge? Yes (Fridge Quotes) He turned slowly like a fridge door opening (Fridge Quotes) I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge (Fridge Quotes) I have more food in my body than in my fridge (Fridge Quotes) Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge (Fridge Quotes) Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge (Fridge Quotes) Don’t die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge (Fridge Quotes) Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it (Fridge Quotes) I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge! (Fridge Quotes) I’ve often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it’s been doing to my poetry when I’m not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me (Fridge Quotes) The thing about my fridge is, it’s a family fridge, so there’s a little of something everybody likes in there (Fridge Quotes) I’m still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there’s half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola (Fridge Quotes) Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age (Fridge Quotes) I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it (Fridge Quotes) I order everything in. I won’t save anything until later. I won’t have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don’t trust myself with it at night. I’d be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge (Fridge Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge (Fridge Quotes) This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be. (Fridge Quotes) Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight. (Fridge Quotes) I’ve never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it. (Fridge Quotes) I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before. (Fridge Quotes)

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