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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) If people don’t want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) What’s the point of being young if you’re not going to make new things, I wonder?  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise, it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Smoking is, as far as I’m concerned, the entire point of being an adult  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn’t known you long enough  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don’t know won’t hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand. This is the day of the milligram. The rigors of learning how to do long division have been a traditional part of childhood, just like learning to smoke. In fact, as far as I am concerned, the two go hand in hand. Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) People who get married because they’re in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you’re ever going to be in love with. You don’t choose your best friend because they have a cute nose  (Fran Lebowitz Quotes)
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