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If we gave up eating beef we would have roughly 20 to 30 times more land for food than we have now (Food Quotes)
You know you're stoned when you eat food, while in the process of making more food (Food Quotes)
I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two (Food Quotes)
My favorite animal is steak (Food Quotes)
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat (Food Quotes)
The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake (Food Quotes)
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Food Quotes)
Zombies hate fast food (Food Quotes)
If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not really hungry, you're just bored (Food Quotes)
Oh my gosh, look, it's food! I love food. I can't even remember what we were talking about (Food Quotes)
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest (Food Quotes)
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE (Food Quotes)
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good (Food Quotes)
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first (Food Quotes)
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand? (Food Quotes)
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food (Food Quotes)
Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared (Food Quotes)
If God won’t even give them food, why would he bless yours (Food Quotes)
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself (Food Quotes)
Fast food. More powerful than a super hero’s willpower (Food Quotes)
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room (Food Quotes)
Wi-fi, food, my bed. Perfection (Food Quotes)
Do not reward yourself with food, you’re not a dog (Food Quotes)
No time for yoga human! Where is my food! (Food Quotes)
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? (Food Quotes)
Food cannot cause you to put on weight, unless you think it can (Food Quotes)
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate (Food Quotes)
Eat all the junk food you want as long as you cook it yourself (Food Quotes)
Just as food causes chronic disease, it can be the most powerful cure (Food Quotes)
Fasting of the body is food for the soul (Food Quotes)