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Fifty Year Olds Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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When Sleeping Beauty wakes up, she is almost fifty years old  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I’m still pretty  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they’re China. ‘Hello there! You’re so far away, I can’t get to you! Can you even hear me?  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) I am fifty years old and I have never known what it is to love. I can write those words, know them to be true, but feel only the regret that a tone-deaf man must feel because he can’t appreicate music, a regret less keen because it is for something never known, not for something lost  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don’t have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) When you’re a fifty-year-old woman, no one really bothers to look at you anymore, much less value your opinion. It’s hard on the old ego. But damn, it does make it easy to get away with a lot  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) I won’t be able to do what I’m doing forever. There aren’t that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) It is a very wonderful experience indeed, when, at fifty years old, you suddenly discover that for the first time in your life, you are really free to be yourself.  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes) Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That’s who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I’m a piece of crap?  (Fifty Year Olds Quotes)