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Fat Quotes

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise Picture Quote #1

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person Picture Quote #1

Thanksgiving, man - not a good day to be my pants Picture Quote #1

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork Picture Quote #1

What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat. It's not a nice feeling Picture Quote #1

The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. So how many cameras are actually on you? Picture Quote #1

Gun sellers are accomplices of crimes. Spoons made me fat Picture Quote #1

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people Picture Quote #1

And then he went into the kitchen, slowly opened up the refrigerator, and it was empty! Picture Quote #1

Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters Picture Quote #1

She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends Picture Quote #1

When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad Picture Quote #1

I was what they call

I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat Picture Quote #1

With some whose nerves have a deep covering of fat, happiness is less of a problem that it is an accident of anatomy Picture Quote #1

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be Picture Quote #1

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is Picture Quote #1

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you! Picture Quote #1

I'm allergic to food, I break out in fat Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle Picture Quote #1

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses Picture Quote #1

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert Picture Quote #1

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge Picture Quote #1

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight Picture Quote #1

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat Picture Quote #1

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short Picture Quote #1

Gluttony is not a secret vice Picture Quote #1

Fate laughs at probabilities Picture Quote #1

Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing Picture Quote #1

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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise (Fat Quotes) A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person (Fat Quotes) Thanksgiving, man - not a good day to be my pants (Fat Quotes) Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork (Fat Quotes) What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat. It's not a nice feeling (Fat Quotes) The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful (Fat Quotes) Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. So how many cameras are actually on you? (Fat Quotes) Gun sellers are accomplices of crimes. Spoons made me fat (Fat Quotes) Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people (Fat Quotes) And then he went into the kitchen, slowly opened up the refrigerator, and it was empty! (Fat Quotes) Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters (Fat Quotes) She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends (Fat Quotes) It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad (Fat Quotes) I was what they call "skinny fat" - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat (Fat Quotes) I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat (Fat Quotes) With some whose nerves have a deep covering of fat, happiness is less of a problem that it is an accident of anatomy (Fat Quotes) In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be (Fat Quotes) The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is (Fat Quotes) I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you! (Fat Quotes) I'm allergic to food, I break out in fat (Fat Quotes) Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle (Fat Quotes) Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses (Fat Quotes) I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert (Fat Quotes) I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge (Fat Quotes) Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight (Fat Quotes) I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat (Fat Quotes) I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short (Fat Quotes) Gluttony is not a secret vice (Fat Quotes) Fate laughs at probabilities (Fat Quotes) Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing (Fat Quotes)

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