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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise (Fat Quotes)
A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person (Fat Quotes)
Thanksgiving, man - not a good day to be my pants (Fat Quotes)
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork (Fat Quotes)
What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat. It's not a nice feeling (Fat Quotes)
Gun sellers are accomplices of crimes. Spoons made me fat (Fat Quotes)
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people (Fat Quotes)
She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends (Fat Quotes)
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad (Fat Quotes)
I was what they call "skinny fat" - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat (Fat Quotes)
With some whose nerves have a deep covering of fat, happiness is less of a problem that it is an accident of anatomy (Fat Quotes)
In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be (Fat Quotes)
I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you! (Fat Quotes)
I'm allergic to food, I break out in fat (Fat Quotes)
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle (Fat Quotes)
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert (Fat Quotes)
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge (Fat Quotes)
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight (Fat Quotes)
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat (Fat Quotes)
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short (Fat Quotes)
Gluttony is not a secret vice (Fat Quotes)
Fate laughs at probabilities (Fat Quotes)
Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing (Fat Quotes)
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat (Fat Quotes)
Better to starve free than be a fat slave (Fat Quotes)
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out (Fat Quotes)
Dear Santa, I’m writing to tell you I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard (Fat Quotes)
And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house (Fat Quotes)
See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer (Fat Quotes)
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas (Fat Quotes)