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Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they’ll spend some of it on you  (Facebook Status Quotes) All you had to do was stay Had me in the palm of your hands Then why’d you have to go and lock me out while I let you in?  (Facebook Status Quotes) You will be mine Even if you’re somebody elses Girl not for long Girl not for long Cause I’m your type If you’ve got the wrong impression Girl not for long, girl not for long  (Facebook Status Quotes) I found a new breed of people, ‘Facebook Man’ - Comments on anything, but don’t even have a single own Status post!!!  (Facebook Status Quotes) Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites.  (Facebook Status Quotes) You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status  (Facebook Status Quotes) If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status  (Facebook Status Quotes) I was calling to see if your Facebook status is about me?  (Facebook Status Quotes) Changed your Facebook status. You're in a relationship with me  (Facebook Status Quotes) I’m not a facebook status you don’t have to like me  (Facebook Status Quotes) It’s complicated. I now understand that Facebook status option  (Facebook Status Quotes) Your Facebook status claimed you were "All done with drama." The lie detector determined that was a lie  (Facebook Status Quotes) That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments  (Facebook Status Quotes)