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Facebook Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Don't look back you're not going that way
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options






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May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook (Facebook Quotes)
Dirty laundry goes here. Not here (Facebook Quotes)
Facebook is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it (Facebook Quotes)
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook (Facebook Quotes)
Am I on Facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on Facebook? (Facebook Quotes)
Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook (Facebook Quotes)
If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook, it's that I'm not nearly as messed up as I thought I was. So, it's not me, it's you. What a relief (Facebook Quotes)
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status (Facebook Quotes)
Face your problems don't Facebook your problems (Facebook Quotes)
I was calling to see if your Facebook status is about me? (Facebook Quotes)
What updating my status feels like. The reality (Facebook Quotes)
If Facebook was school I swear I'd have perfect attendance (Facebook Quotes)
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook (Facebook Quotes)
To login or to logout, that is the question (Facebook Quotes)
Your face. No one likes this (Facebook Quotes)
Quick, take my pic! Faceboooook!!! (Facebook Quotes)