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Ex Girlfriend Quotes

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him Picture Quote #1

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, ‘I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.’ And it worked Picture Quote #1

I’m somebody’s ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I’m somebody’s girlfriend, for many years, and I’ve got different things that drive him nuts Picture Quote #1

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers Picture Quote #1

My ex-girlfriend said to me, ‘I’m surprised at how normal you are since you were homeschooled.’ But I was only homeschooled because I wanted to be an actor. My parents are both teachers Picture Quote #1

What are you gonna say? Emma asked. ‘I’m not sure I want you back, but I’m sure I don’t want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either’? Yeah. That’ll start this little triangle off on the right foot Picture Quote #1

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Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT Picture Quote #1

I don’t like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see ‘I Am Legend’ with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you’ve seen many times Picture Quote #1

I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too much of an intimacy between us, but actually the real thing is, if there’s a proper intimacy between you... I find it really compelling and exciting - it’s quite good foreplay Picture Quote #1

Because you treat me like shit I paid for the bed and never even slept in it I paid for that crib I never stepped foot in And now somebody else is eating all the pudding Picture Quote #1

It’s fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I’ve held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and ‘Ex-Girlfriends’ is a good way to show another side of me Picture Quote #1

My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing! Picture Quote #1

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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don’t really think about it that much. It’s like that girlfriend you don’t want to have anymore. You don’t think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don’t Picture Quote #1

Most of my ex-girlfriends are still close friends. I guess when you are with someone that long, unless they did something really terrible to you, you remain friends. My real estate business is run by my best friend, who is an ex-girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I mean everybody’s got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody’s got baggage Picture Quote #1

I left my parents’ home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia Picture Quote #1

Now you say you want it back Now that it’s just too late Well could have been easy Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend. I heard this scratching. I was about to go to bed and I was thinking, ‘It’s an old ghost.’ I could hear this noise, but I couldn’t work out where it was coming from Picture Quote #1

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For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There’s something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them Picture Quote #1

I ask a lot because I’m very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I’m pretty good at getting the answers, too Picture Quote #1

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They’re both in China at the same time. It’s like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation Picture Quote #1

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn’t recognize her with her mouth closed Picture Quote #1

I don’t like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they’re not there, it just feels rude... I’m never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That’s my new goal Picture Quote #1

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success Picture Quote #1

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And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day Picture Quote #1

I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend - at his wedding Picture Quote #1

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny Picture Quote #1

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I’m British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I’m probably emotionally stunted Picture Quote #1

Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how much time you spend thinking about them Picture Quote #1

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I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, ‘I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.’ And it worked. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I’m somebody’s ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I’m somebody’s girlfriend, for many years, and I’ve got different things that drive him nuts. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) My ex-girlfriend said to me, ‘I’m surprised at how normal you are since you were homeschooled.’ But I was only homeschooled because I wanted to be an actor. My parents are both teachers. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) What are you gonna say? Emma asked. ‘I’m not sure I want you back, but I’m sure I don’t want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either’? Yeah. That’ll start this little triangle off on the right foot. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see ‘I Am Legend’ with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you’ve seen many times. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too much of an intimacy between us, but actually the real thing is, if there’s a proper intimacy between you... I find it really compelling and exciting - it’s quite good foreplay. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Because you treat me like shit I paid for the bed and never even slept in it I paid for that crib I never stepped foot in And now somebody else is eating all the pudding. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) It’s fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I’ve held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and ‘Ex-Girlfriends’ is a good way to show another side of me (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing! (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don’t really think about it that much. It’s like that girlfriend you don’t want to have anymore. You don’t think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don’t (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Most of my ex-girlfriends are still close friends. I guess when you are with someone that long, unless they did something really terrible to you, you remain friends. My real estate business is run by my best friend, who is an ex-girlfriend (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I mean everybody’s got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody’s got baggage (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I left my parents’ home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Now you say you want it back Now that it’s just too late Well could have been easy (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend. I heard this scratching. I was about to go to bed and I was thinking, ‘It’s an old ghost.’ I could hear this noise, but I couldn’t work out where it was coming from (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There’s something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I ask a lot because I’m very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I’m pretty good at getting the answers, too (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They’re both in China at the same time. It’s like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn’t recognize her with her mouth closed (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they’re not there, it just feels rude... I’m never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That’s my new goal (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend - at his wedding (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I’m British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I’m probably emotionally stunted (Ex Girlfriend Quotes) Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how much time you spend thinking about them (Ex Girlfriend Quotes)

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