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Erma Bombeck Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) He who laughs... lasts  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework can kill you if done right  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Success is outliving your failures  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) God created man, but I could do better  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A small waist makes you tire easily  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you’re an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Why take pride in cooking, when they don’t take pride in eating?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if you do it right, will kill you  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never accept a drink from a urologist  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works... two boobs never get me a job  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Laugh now, cry later  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) She’s as funny as a toothache  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child needs your love most when he deserves it least  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect  (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
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