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Erma Bombeck Quotes

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet Picture Quote #1

It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job Picture Quote #1

The bad times I can handle. It’s the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop? Picture Quote #1

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world Picture Quote #1

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. And how do you know laughter if there is no pain to compare it with? Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet (Erma Bombeck Quotes) It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job (Erma Bombeck Quotes) The bad times I can handle. It’s the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop? (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world (Erma Bombeck Quotes) There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. And how do you know laughter if there is no pain to compare it with? (Erma Bombeck Quotes)

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