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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) He who laughs... lasts  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework can kill you if done right  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Success is outliving your failures  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) God created man, but I could do better  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A small waist makes you tire easily  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you’re an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Why take pride in cooking, when they don’t take pride in eating?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if you do it right, will kill you  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Never accept a drink from a urologist  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) My mind works... two boobs never get me a job  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) Laugh now, cry later  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) She’s as funny as a toothache  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A child needs your love most when he deserves it least  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed  (Erma Bombeck Quotes) A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect  (Erma Bombeck Quotes)
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