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Eric Bristow Quotes

I don’t read books Picture Quote #1

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2 - 0 down but ended up beating him 4 - 2 Picture Quote #1

Nah, I don’t watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don’t have the time Picture Quote #1

When it comes to spending, I don’t splash out on fancy cars - I never have. I’m not a car man and, in fact, don’t even drive. Although I own a vehicle - it only cost ÃƒÂº3,000, and I can’t even tell you the make - friends are kind enough to drive me around. It doesn’t make sense to waste lots of money on cars Picture Quote #1

I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out Picture Quote #1

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts Picture Quote #1

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The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck Picture Quote #1

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I’m a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week Picture Quote #1

I’m not on Twitter or Facebook and don’t even use email. I don’t trust computers: one day they’ll all break down, and everyone will be knackered Picture Quote #1

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game Picture Quote #1

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well Picture Quote #1

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Nah, I don’t watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don’t have the time Picture Quote #1

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I’ve always been Chelsea Picture Quote #1

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning Picture Quote #1

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better Picture Quote #1

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts Picture Quote #1

Trouble is, I don’t get to play a lot at the moment because I’ve just signed a contract where I’ve got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf’s fallen away a bit Picture Quote #1

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It’s all right buying all these good players but they’ve got to gel, and that takes time Picture Quote #1

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune Picture Quote #1

You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings Picture Quote #1

You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at Picture Quote #1

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I’m a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week Picture Quote #1

I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out Picture Quote #1

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I don’t read books (Eric Bristow Quotes) I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2 - 0 down but ended up beating him 4 - 2 (Eric Bristow Quotes) Nah, I don’t watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don’t have the time. (Eric Bristow Quotes) When it comes to spending, I don’t splash out on fancy cars - I never have. I’m not a car man and, in fact, don’t even drive. Although I own a vehicle - it only cost ÃƒÂº3,000, and I can’t even tell you the make - friends are kind enough to drive me around. It doesn’t make sense to waste lots of money on cars. (Eric Bristow Quotes) I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out. (Eric Bristow Quotes) All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts. (Eric Bristow Quotes) The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck. (Eric Bristow Quotes) I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I’m a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week. (Eric Bristow Quotes) I’m not on Twitter or Facebook and don’t even use email. I don’t trust computers: one day they’ll all break down, and everyone will be knackered. (Eric Bristow Quotes) My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game (Eric Bristow Quotes) The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck (Eric Bristow Quotes) I’ve got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well (Eric Bristow Quotes) Nah, I don’t watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don’t have the time (Eric Bristow Quotes) My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I’ve always been Chelsea (Eric Bristow Quotes) I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning (Eric Bristow Quotes) I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better (Eric Bristow Quotes) All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts (Eric Bristow Quotes) Trouble is, I don’t get to play a lot at the moment because I’ve just signed a contract where I’ve got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf’s fallen away a bit (Eric Bristow Quotes) It’s all right buying all these good players but they’ve got to gel, and that takes time (Eric Bristow Quotes) It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I’m all right now, though, lovely, I’m throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I’d make a bloody fortune (Eric Bristow Quotes) You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings (Eric Bristow Quotes) You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at (Eric Bristow Quotes) I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I’m a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week (Eric Bristow Quotes) I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out (Eric Bristow Quotes)