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Eric Andre Quotes

I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke Picture Quote #1

I loved ‘Space Ghost’ when I was in college Picture Quote #1

I’m not a very good actor, so I break character all the time Picture Quote #1

I was a class clown since second grade Picture Quote #1

I was eating beans by candle light for a decade Picture Quote #1

I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won’t front like I’m super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums Picture Quote #1

I’m insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don’t feel complete Picture Quote #1

I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials Picture Quote #1

You can’t really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections Picture Quote #1

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about Picture Quote #1

I’ve never seen ‘The Goonies.’ I’ve never seen ‘Indiana Jones.’ I watched ‘UHF’ over and over again when I was little, and that was it. I had no time for any other movies. I watched ‘Naked Gun,’ ‘UHF,’ and ‘Airplane!’ over and over Picture Quote #1

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I don’t really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically Picture Quote #1

Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the ‘Eric Andre Show.’ Picture Quote #1

From ‘Chappelle’s Show’ to ‘Tosh.0,’ there’s so much race comedy. It’s overdone Picture Quote #1

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded Picture Quote #1

‘The Simpsons’ is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn’t go back to the way it was after ‘The Simpsons’ came out Picture Quote #1

I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind Picture Quote #1

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ABC is owned by Disney, so it’s a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites Picture Quote #1

You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing Picture Quote #1

Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the ‘Eric Andre Show.’ Picture Quote #1

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I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke (Eric Andre Quotes) I loved ‘Space Ghost’ when I was in college (Eric Andre Quotes) I’m not a very good actor, so I break character all the time (Eric Andre Quotes) I was a class clown since second grade (Eric Andre Quotes) I was eating beans by candle light for a decade (Eric Andre Quotes) I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won’t front like I’m super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it (Eric Andre Quotes) I don’t think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums (Eric Andre Quotes) I’m insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don’t feel complete. (Eric Andre Quotes) I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials. (Eric Andre Quotes) You can’t really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections. (Eric Andre Quotes) I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about. (Eric Andre Quotes) I’ve never seen ‘The Goonies.’ I’ve never seen ‘Indiana Jones.’ I watched ‘UHF’ over and over again when I was little, and that was it. I had no time for any other movies. I watched ‘Naked Gun,’ ‘UHF,’ and ‘Airplane!’ over and over (Eric Andre Quotes) I don’t really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically (Eric Andre Quotes) Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the ‘Eric Andre Show.’ (Eric Andre Quotes) From ‘Chappelle’s Show’ to ‘Tosh.0,’ there’s so much race comedy. It’s overdone (Eric Andre Quotes) I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded (Eric Andre Quotes) ‘The Simpsons’ is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn’t go back to the way it was after ‘The Simpsons’ came out (Eric Andre Quotes) I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind (Eric Andre Quotes) ABC is owned by Disney, so it’s a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites (Eric Andre Quotes) You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing (Eric Andre Quotes) Hannibal Burress is my polar opposite in energy. I can be crazy, and he grounds the ‘Eric Andre Show.’ (Eric Andre Quotes)