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Eoin Colfer Quotes

Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life Picture Quote #1

Trust me. I haven’t been wrong yet Picture Quote #1

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers Picture Quote #1

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn’t catch me doing that Picture Quote #1

Sometimes plans don’t translate smoothly from paper to real life Picture Quote #1

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet Picture Quote #1

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My truffles? You took them? That’s just mean! Picture Quote #1

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? Picture Quote #1

There’s always time for babbling Picture Quote #1

Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally Picture Quote #1

What’s that supposed to mean? A wolf’s head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? Picture Quote #1

I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders Picture Quote #1

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A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder Picture Quote #1

Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root Picture Quote #1

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal Picture Quote #1

(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR Picture Quote #1

That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it Picture Quote #1

Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius Picture Quote #1

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There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads ‘He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End’ Picture Quote #1

Let’s save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them Picture Quote #1

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet Picture Quote #1

Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I’ve got them all, but most of all, I’m crazy about you Picture Quote #1

Boo-hoo. Help me, I’m a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one Picture Quote #1

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense Picture Quote #1

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Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn’t despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them Picture Quote #1

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat Picture Quote #1

Play along, the wink said. I’ll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like ‘Any chance of another kiss later? Picture Quote #1

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can’t alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony Picture Quote #1

She can’t afford to commit more troops,’ Holly whispered. ‘The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.’ ‘That will be her undoing,’ Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. ‘Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.’ ‘I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?’ said Holly Picture Quote #1

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change Picture Quote #1

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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Trust me. I haven’t been wrong yet (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn’t catch me doing that (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Sometimes plans don’t translate smoothly from paper to real life (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet (Eoin Colfer Quotes) My truffles? You took them? That’s just mean! (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) There’s always time for babbling (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally (Eoin Colfer Quotes) What’s that supposed to mean? A wolf’s head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I’m LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders (Eoin Colfer Quotes) A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal (Eoin Colfer Quotes) (text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR (Eoin Colfer Quotes) That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius (Eoin Colfer Quotes) There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads ‘He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End’ (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Let’s save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them (Eoin Colfer Quotes) The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Oh, I’m crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I’ve got them all, but most of all, I’m crazy about you (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Boo-hoo. Help me, I’m a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn’t despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Play along, the wink said. I’ll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like ‘Any chance of another kiss later? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can’t alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony (Eoin Colfer Quotes) She can’t afford to commit more troops,’ Holly whispered. ‘The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.’ ‘That will be her undoing,’ Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. ‘Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.’ ‘I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?’ said Holly (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change (Eoin Colfer Quotes)

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