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Elsa Maxwell Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
You had me at hello
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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Cocktails are society’s most enduring invention  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) I don’t hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else’s hate.  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Only those who have earned leisure know how to use it profitably  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished.  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Don’t try for wit. Settle for humor. You’ll last longer  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Most rich people are the poorest people I know  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Intolerance of mediocrity has been the main prop of my independence  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Keep your talent in the dark and you’ll never be insulted  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) The loudest psalm singer in the congregation always is a reformed sinner  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Down with boredom. It has to go  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Nothing spoils a good party like a genius  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Anatomize the character of a successful hostess and the knife will lay bare the fact that she owes her position to one of three things: either she is liked, or she is feared, or she is important  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) People who have escaped from poverty are like old soldiers. In later years they recount the little, amusing incidents that happened infrequently, and conveniently forget the long, unrelieved stretches of misery and boredom  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Protocol may be defined as the code of etiquette which protects royalty from the competition of intellectual and social superiors  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) I don’t hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else’s hate  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes) A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you  (Elsa Maxwell Quotes)