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Elf Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
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Does somebody need a hug?  (Elf Quotes) Did you sleep okay last night? Great! I got a full 40 minutes  (Elf Quotes) You sit on a throne of lies  (Elf Quotes) I’m a cotton headed ninny muggins  (Elf Quotes) Ow! Son of a nutcracker!  (Elf Quotes) OMG! Santa! I know him!!  (Elf Quotes) If you skip a workout, you skip an opportunity to improve yourself  (Elf Quotes) If you are sad, if you are heartbroken, make yourself up, dress up, add more lipstick and attack. Men hate women who weep  (Elf Quotes) Elves are cool, man  (Elf Quotes) Well, if you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Uhhhh ‘Happy Birthday’ of course!  (Elf Quotes) There’s no singing in the North Pole. Yes there is! We sing all the time! No there’s not. Especially when we make toys!  (Elf Quotes) Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf. What about side by side with a friend? Aye. I could do that  (Elf Quotes) Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf  (Elf Quotes) ... The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world!  (Elf Quotes) Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!  (Elf Quotes) She wasn’t only gay, she was a gay elf  (Elf Quotes) Believe in yourself and go for it  (Elf Quotes) The man who does evil to another does evil to himself, and the evil counsel is most evil for him who counsels it  (Elf Quotes) Butterflies are self propelled flowers  (Elf Quotes) The Democratic Party headquarters house elf  (Elf Quotes) When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being an elf  (Elf Quotes) If ELF don’t exist, I would just be an empty shell  (Elf Quotes) Joy is a subtle elf; I think one’s happiest when he forgets himself  (Elf Quotes) A subject that is beautiful in itself gives no suggestion to the artist. It lacks imperfection  (Elf Quotes) The Democratic Party headquarters house elf,  (Elf Quotes) He’s not a child but he’s childlike, he’s not a grown up, he’s not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf on helium, we’ll play with it  (Elf Quotes) I got into Dio when I was still quite young. I remember seeing the video for ‘Rainbow In The Dark’ on MTV. That was my first taste of Dio. It wasn’t until years later that I realized he had this whole career with Rainbow and Black Sabbath and even going back to Elf. When I saw that video, it instantly became one of my favorite songs.  (Elf Quotes) My whole career has been fulfilling my childhood fantasies, playing characters that are larger than life, getting to play a knight, an elf, a prince and a soldier.  (Elf Quotes) Genetic Denim gods, if you’re listening, please don’t rip, and if you have to, maybe you could have an elf from your warehouse send me another pair... I’m a size 28 and its called ‘The Twig’ in a dark grayish wash... I will wear them until I die, unless those rips beat me to it  (Elf Quotes) If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I’ve done my superhero gig.  (Elf Quotes)
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