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Earl Wilson Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Poise: The ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t  (Earl Wilson Quotes) If you wouldn’t write it and sign it, don’t say it  (Earl Wilson Quotes) He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone  (Earl Wilson Quotes) No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death  (Earl Wilson Quotes) If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Saying ‘Gesundheit’ doesn’t really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again  (Earl Wilson Quotes) One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough  (Earl Wilson Quotes) The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise  (Earl Wilson Quotes) An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back  (Earl Wilson Quotes) A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Always remember, money isn’t everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back  (Earl Wilson Quotes) If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money?  (Earl Wilson Quotes) You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten  (Earl Wilson Quotes) A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie  (Earl Wilson Quotes) Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty  (Earl Wilson Quotes)
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