Drew Carey Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
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Text Quotes
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it (Drew Carey Quotes)
It sucks being fat, you know (Drew Carey Quotes)
Eating crappy food isn’t a reward -- it’s a punishment (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it (Drew Carey Quotes)
You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke (Drew Carey Quotes)
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither (Drew Carey Quotes)
I just try to get people to laugh - I’m not trying to change the world or anything (Drew Carey Quotes)
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name (Drew Carey Quotes)
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there’s always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face (Drew Carey Quotes)
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’ (Drew Carey Quotes)
TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that’s more pure (Drew Carey Quotes)
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they’re so rich, they feel they don’t work that much for all that money - and they don’t, for the amount of money they make (Drew Carey Quotes)
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do (Drew Carey Quotes)
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They’d all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label (Drew Carey Quotes)
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people’s albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson (Drew Carey Quotes)
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don’t want to hear from me (Drew Carey Quotes)
I love doing ‘The Price is Right.’ It’s so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it’s not my money. It’s really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up (Drew Carey Quotes)
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’ve got to say that I don’t see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don’t want to come across like that. I’d be embarrassed if that was the way I came across (Drew Carey Quotes)
There’s a game called Checkout where there’s grocery items and it’s how much you think the manufacturer’s suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don’t think I could ever win that game (Drew Carey Quotes)
The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There’s no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can’t do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it’s yours (Drew Carey Quotes)
Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know? (Drew Carey Quotes)
I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn’t enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn’t enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day (Drew Carey Quotes)
At ‘Price Is Right,’ people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can’t jump around on ‘Price is Right,’ then you can’t jump around anywhere, you know? (Drew Carey Quotes)
Look, this is an odd question, but you’re kind of cute and you’re pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It’s OK if you are (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’m a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself (Drew Carey Quotes)
I’m never afraid to die. I think that’s the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. (Drew Carey Quotes)
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. (Drew Carey Quotes)