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Drew Carey Quotes

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1

I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast Picture Quote #1

Eating crappy food isn’t a reward -- it’s a punishment Picture Quote #1

It sucks being fat, you know Picture Quote #1

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar Picture Quote #1

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do Picture Quote #1

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither Picture Quote #1

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke Picture Quote #1

I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it Picture Quote #1

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine Picture Quote #1

What good is democracy if you can’t get what you want? Picture Quote #1

Reality shows always look for the worst people Picture Quote #1

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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me Picture Quote #1

I do get the comics online I guess but it’s such a pain. I’d rather just get them in the paper and read them Picture Quote #1

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight Picture Quote #1

I don’t do one show and wish I was doing something else Picture Quote #1

The less government, the better Picture Quote #1

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When I play poker, I don’t like losing the pot Picture Quote #1

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously Picture Quote #1

Some people don’t like competition because it makes them work harder, better Picture Quote #1

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures Picture Quote #1

I’m competitive at everything Picture Quote #1

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60 Picture Quote #1

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I don’t care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid Picture Quote #1

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There’s regular people there Picture Quote #1

I don’t miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck Picture Quote #1

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

If I wasn’t a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist Picture Quote #1

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now Picture Quote #1

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It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Drew Carey Quotes) I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast (Drew Carey Quotes) Eating crappy food isn’t a reward -- it’s a punishment (Drew Carey Quotes) It sucks being fat, you know (Drew Carey Quotes) Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. (Drew Carey Quotes) George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do (Drew Carey Quotes) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither (Drew Carey Quotes) You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke (Drew Carey Quotes) I’m down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it (Drew Carey Quotes) After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine (Drew Carey Quotes) What good is democracy if you can’t get what you want? (Drew Carey Quotes) Reality shows always look for the worst people (Drew Carey Quotes) I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet (Drew Carey Quotes) I don’t have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me (Drew Carey Quotes) I do get the comics online I guess but it’s such a pain. I’d rather just get them in the paper and read them (Drew Carey Quotes) Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight (Drew Carey Quotes) I don’t do one show and wish I was doing something else (Drew Carey Quotes) The less government, the better (Drew Carey Quotes) When I play poker, I don’t like losing the pot (Drew Carey Quotes) What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously (Drew Carey Quotes) Some people don’t like competition because it makes them work harder, better (Drew Carey Quotes) Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures (Drew Carey Quotes) I’m competitive at everything (Drew Carey Quotes) I always thought I was going to die before I was 60 (Drew Carey Quotes) I don’t care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid (Drew Carey Quotes) I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There’s regular people there (Drew Carey Quotes) I don’t miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck (Drew Carey Quotes) I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas (Drew Carey Quotes) If I wasn’t a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist (Drew Carey Quotes) Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now (Drew Carey Quotes)