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Dov Davidoff Quotes

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots Picture Quote #1

I’ve decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house Picture Quote #1

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god’s sake would it kill you to smile Picture Quote #1

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going Picture Quote #1

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn’t help much because I don’t really like you as a person Picture Quote #1

How come the term ‘threesome’ is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more? Picture Quote #1

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Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette’s, in which case much becomes involuntary Picture Quote #1

Stop thanking God for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him Picture Quote #1

Man’s inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I’m just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs Picture Quote #1

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I’m not going to have sex with you, she’ll often have sex with you Picture Quote #1

Being homeless is awful, but if you’ve ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it’s not without it’s benefits Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal Picture Quote #1

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People increase their use of the term ‘sir’ when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I’m wearing a top hat Picture Quote #1

Nike store won’t accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it Picture Quote #1

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you’re already seeing a really cruel mistress Picture Quote #1

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal Picture Quote #1

I don’t know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend Picture Quote #1

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I’m pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people Picture Quote #1

I’ve decided to hire a ‘food taster’, not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it’s not to salty Picture Quote #1

Sex sells, unless you’re dehydrated in which case you’d be much more likely to purchase water Picture Quote #1

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit Picture Quote #1

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified Picture Quote #1

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys Picture Quote #1

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Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room Picture Quote #1

If I were a gynecologist, I’d say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let’s check under the hood Picture Quote #1

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you’re dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you’re rear view mirror Picture Quote #1

The Middle East is America’s ‘champagne room’. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want Picture Quote #1

Love is nature’s LSD. You’re going to see things that aren’t really there Picture Quote #1

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution Picture Quote #1

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I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’ve decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god’s sake would it kill you to smile (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn’t help much because I don’t really like you as a person (Dov Davidoff Quotes) How come the term ‘threesome’ is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more? (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette’s, in which case much becomes involuntary (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Stop thanking God for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Man’s inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I’m just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Statistically speaking, when a woman says I’m not going to have sex with you, she’ll often have sex with you (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Being homeless is awful, but if you’ve ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it’s not without it’s benefits (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) People increase their use of the term ‘sir’ when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I’m wearing a top hat (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Nike store won’t accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you’re already seeing a really cruel mistress (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I don’t know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’m pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’ve decided to hire a ‘food taster’, not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it’s not to salty (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Sex sells, unless you’re dehydrated in which case you’d be much more likely to purchase water (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit (Dov Davidoff Quotes) TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If I were a gynecologist, I’d say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let’s check under the hood (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Is it a bad sign when you see the person you’re dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you’re rear view mirror (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The Middle East is America’s ‘champagne room’. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Love is nature’s LSD. You’re going to see things that aren’t really there (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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