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Don Rickles Quotes

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude Picture Quote #1

I do situations and make fun of authority and life Picture Quote #1

You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it Picture Quote #1

I never went out looking for glory Picture Quote #1

I’m very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness Picture Quote #1

It takes many years to be a great comedian Picture Quote #1

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My whole act is off the top of my head Picture Quote #1

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one Picture Quote #1

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up Picture Quote #1

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny Picture Quote #1

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that Picture Quote #1

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You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude Picture Quote #1

Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper Picture Quote #1

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I’m really thrilled Picture Quote #1

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym Picture Quote #1

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate Picture Quote #1

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Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it Picture Quote #1

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room Picture Quote #1

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book Picture Quote #1

Every night when I go out on stage, there’s always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I’m always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend! Picture Quote #1

It’s very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that Picture Quote #1

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game Picture Quote #1

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Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now Picture Quote #1

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it Picture Quote #1

I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important Picture Quote #1

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket Picture Quote #1

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can’t please everyone. But when you’re different, you can last Picture Quote #1

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You know what’s funny to me? Attitude (Don Rickles Quotes) I do situations and make fun of authority and life (Don Rickles Quotes) You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it (Don Rickles Quotes) I never went out looking for glory (Don Rickles Quotes) I’m very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness (Don Rickles Quotes) It takes many years to be a great comedian (Don Rickles Quotes) My whole act is off the top of my head (Don Rickles Quotes) Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one (Don Rickles Quotes) You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up (Don Rickles Quotes) People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling (Don Rickles Quotes) I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny (Don Rickles Quotes) Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that (Don Rickles Quotes) You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude (Don Rickles Quotes) Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper (Don Rickles Quotes) I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes) To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I’m really thrilled (Don Rickles Quotes) I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym (Don Rickles Quotes) I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate (Don Rickles Quotes) Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it (Don Rickles Quotes) I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room (Don Rickles Quotes) I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I’d better write a book (Don Rickles Quotes) Every night when I go out on stage, there’s always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I’m always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend! (Don Rickles Quotes) It’s very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that (Don Rickles Quotes) I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game (Don Rickles Quotes) Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel (Don Rickles Quotes) The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now (Don Rickles Quotes) To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important (Don Rickles Quotes) When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket (Don Rickles Quotes) When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can’t please everyone. But when you’re different, you can last (Don Rickles Quotes)

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