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David Thorne Quotes

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O’Donnell because you are straight? Same thing Picture Quote #1
If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own time machine in which to travel back in time to persuade my mother not to procreate. Apparently, this is known as a pair of ducks Picture Quote #1
You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work Picture Quote #1
I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help Picture Quote #1
Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense Picture Quote #1
You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work Picture Quote #1
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The old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest Picture Quote #1
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Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O’Donnell because you are straight? Same thing  (David Thorne Quotes) If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own time machine in which to travel back in time to persuade my mother not to procreate. Apparently, this is known as a pair of ducks.  (David Thorne Quotes) You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.  (David Thorne Quotes) I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help  (David Thorne Quotes) Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense  (David Thorne Quotes) You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work  (David Thorne Quotes) The old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest  (David Thorne Quotes)