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David Letterman Quotes
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television (David Letterman Quotes)
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between (David Letterman Quotes)
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone (David Letterman Quotes)
Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity (David Letterman Quotes)
I spend most of my free time under the house (David Letterman Quotes)
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? (David Letterman Quotes)
He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in (David Letterman Quotes)
Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound (David Letterman Quotes)
Lesbians have never been more popular (David Letterman Quotes)
Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping (David Letterman Quotes)
Them bats is smart. They use radar! (David Letterman Quotes)
Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about (David Letterman Quotes)
If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can (David Letterman Quotes)
I got my lips chewed off by a dingo! (David Letterman Quotes)
It’s interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression (David Letterman Quotes)
If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all (David Letterman Quotes)
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger (David Letterman Quotes)
I’d do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it’s too cold (David Letterman Quotes)
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