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David Letterman Quotes

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
You had me at hello
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum  (David Letterman Quotes) My political position is that I’m happy to be alive and in North America  (David Letterman Quotes) Tourists - have some fun with New york’s hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay? I was hitchhiking.  (David Letterman Quotes) If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsover  (David Letterman Quotes) I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host  (David Letterman Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting  (David Letterman Quotes) I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red  (David Letterman Quotes) I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious  (David Letterman Quotes) There is no off position on the genius switch  (David Letterman Quotes) Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television  (David Letterman Quotes) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between  (David Letterman Quotes) Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone  (David Letterman Quotes) Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity  (David Letterman Quotes) I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water  (David Letterman Quotes) When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?  (David Letterman Quotes) He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in  (David Letterman Quotes) Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound  (David Letterman Quotes) Lesbians have never been more popular  (David Letterman Quotes) Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping  (David Letterman Quotes) Them bats is smart. They use radar!  (David Letterman Quotes) Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about  (David Letterman Quotes) If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can  (David Letterman Quotes) I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!  (David Letterman Quotes) I spend most of my free time under the house  (David Letterman Quotes) I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock  (David Letterman Quotes) I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty  (David Letterman Quotes) Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies  (David Letterman Quotes) You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down  (David Letterman Quotes) The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?  (David Letterman Quotes) I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value  (David Letterman Quotes)
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