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David Letterman Quotes

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Life experience is the best teacher  (David Letterman Quotes) For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home  (David Letterman Quotes) It’s interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression.  (David Letterman Quotes) I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can’t do is throw coffee, I’ve said it over and over again!  (David Letterman Quotes) Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It’s a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul  (David Letterman Quotes) Them bats is smart. They use radar!  (David Letterman Quotes) You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down  (David Letterman Quotes) I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty  (David Letterman Quotes) I spend most of my free time under the house  (David Letterman Quotes) I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!  (David Letterman Quotes) Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping  (David Letterman Quotes) Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound  (David Letterman Quotes) Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity  (David Letterman Quotes) There is no off position on the genius switch  (David Letterman Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting  (David Letterman Quotes) I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host  (David Letterman Quotes) It’s interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression  (David Letterman Quotes)