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Dave Chappelle Quotes

You had me at hello
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love being famous - it’s phenomenal  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love Ohio  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t care if I ever work in TV again  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’m an introspective dude  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo God damn business.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I got a lot of positive people around me  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t care if I ever work in TV again  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love being famous - it’s phenomenal  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say ‘their life’ I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I’m not mad at anybody - not anymore  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn’t work out, that’s all I can do.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Most people don’t know what it’s like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It’s not like I’m doing heavy lifting up there. It’s not like I’m solving the world’s problems. It’s like I’m hanging out with a bunch of people and it’s cool.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes)
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