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Dave Chappelle Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
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I got a lot of positive people around me  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love being famous - it’s phenomenal  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’m an introspective dude  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t care if I ever work in TV again  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love Ohio  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo God damn business.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t care if I ever work in TV again  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love being famous - it’s phenomenal  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say ‘their life’ I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I’m not mad at anybody - not anymore  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I’ll walk away from show business. But I don’t want to walk away empty-handed.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing  (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.  (Dave Chappelle Quotes)
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