Dane Cook Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
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Text Quotes
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m a late-night guy (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming (Dane Cook Quotes)
I would love to have acidy spit (Dane Cook Quotes)
It really drives me banana sangwich (Dane Cook Quotes)
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon (Dane Cook Quotes)
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh (Dane Cook Quotes)
I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin! (Dane Cook Quotes)
I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody (Dane Cook Quotes)
Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote (Dane Cook Quotes)
What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone (Dane Cook Quotes)
Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly? (Dane Cook Quotes)
I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming. (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m not giving up on life. I’m giving up on today. (Dane Cook Quotes)
You’ve gotta share what’s going on in your mind (Dane Cook Quotes)
There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes (Dane Cook Quotes)
I don’t like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities (Dane Cook Quotes)
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Dane Cook Quotes)
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Dane Cook Quotes)
Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! (Dane Cook Quotes)
Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! (Dane Cook Quotes)
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince (Dane Cook Quotes)
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such (Dane Cook Quotes)
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself (Dane Cook Quotes)
I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more (Dane Cook Quotes)
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it (Dane Cook Quotes)