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Dane Cook Quotes

There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes Picture Quote #1

I would love to have acidy spit Picture Quote #1

I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming Picture Quote #1

It really drives me banana sangwich Picture Quote #1

I’m a late-night guy Picture Quote #1

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot Picture Quote #1

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You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon Picture Quote #1

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh Picture Quote #1

I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin! Picture Quote #1

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody Picture Quote #1

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote Picture Quote #1

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone Picture Quote #1

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Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly? Picture Quote #1

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny Picture Quote #1

I’m a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers Picture Quote #1

I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more Picture Quote #1

I’m not giving up on life. I’m giving up on today Picture Quote #1

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things Picture Quote #1

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I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks Picture Quote #1

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that’s a nice little thank you from Jesus Picture Quote #1

I love singing along to the radio while I’m riding in the back of a squad car Picture Quote #1

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was God awful, I thought I’d get into psychology Picture Quote #1

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job Picture Quote #1

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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it Picture Quote #1

Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! Picture Quote #1

I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

I don’t like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities Picture Quote #1

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related Picture Quote #1

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny Picture Quote #1

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There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes (Dane Cook Quotes) I would love to have acidy spit (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming (Dane Cook Quotes) It really drives me banana sangwich (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m a late-night guy (Dane Cook Quotes) Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot (Dane Cook Quotes) You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon (Dane Cook Quotes) Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh (Dane Cook Quotes) I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin! (Dane Cook Quotes) I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody (Dane Cook Quotes) Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote (Dane Cook Quotes) What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone (Dane Cook Quotes) Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly? (Dane Cook Quotes) I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m not giving up on life. I’m giving up on today. (Dane Cook Quotes) I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things (Dane Cook Quotes) I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks (Dane Cook Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny (Dane Cook Quotes) They used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up... yeah, that’s a nice little thank you from Jesus. (Dane Cook Quotes) I love singing along to the radio while I’m riding in the back of a squad car (Dane Cook Quotes) I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was God awful, I thought I’d get into psychology. (Dane Cook Quotes) People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. (Dane Cook Quotes) That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it (Dane Cook Quotes) Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! (Dane Cook Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Dane Cook Quotes) I don’t like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities (Dane Cook Quotes) The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related (Dane Cook Quotes) If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny (Dane Cook Quotes)

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