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Cynthia Heimel Quotes

Your whole being is involved in taking care of someone else, worrying about what they think of you, how they treat you, how you can make them treat you better. Right now everyone in the world seems to think that they are codependent and that they come from dysfunctional families. They call it codependency. I call it the human condition Picture Quote #1

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on Earth. So what the hell, leap Picture Quote #1

This is New York, a combat zone, and everyone has to have an angle or they’re not allowed over the bridges or through the tunnels. Let them have their angles, it’s what they live for. You’ve got better things to worry about, like making sure the people that actually matter don’t try any funny stuff Picture Quote #1

The buying of a self-help book is the most desperate of all human acts. It means you’ve lost your mind completely: You’ve entrusted your mental health to a self-aggrandizing twit with a psychology degree and a yen for a yacht Picture Quote #1

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net Picture Quote #1

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk Picture Quote #1

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Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces Picture Quote #1

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they’ll have to hold an intervention Picture Quote #1

The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn’t have a chair. We’re running scared; we want ours Picture Quote #1

We know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we’re tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill Picture Quote #1

Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We’ve confused our own childhoods with episodes of Ozzie and Harriet, Father Knows Best, and The Brady Bunch. In real life, Ozzie had a very visible mistress for years, Bud and Kitten on Father Knows Best grew up to become major druggies, and Mom on The Brady Bunch dated her fifteen-year-old fictional son Picture Quote #1

With dogs, you don’t need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love Picture Quote #1

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Women wearing men’s clothes are chic, men wearing women’s clothes make us fall on the floor laughing Picture Quote #1

We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time Picture Quote #1

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck Picture Quote #1

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor isn’t everything. It’s only 90 percent of everything Picture Quote #1

Enough about you let’s hear about me Picture Quote #1

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Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents Picture Quote #1

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame Picture Quote #1

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself Picture Quote #1

Dogs are us, only innocent Picture Quote #1

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. and if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck Picture Quote #1

Women wearing men’s clothes are chic, men wearing women’s clothes make us fall on the floor laughing Picture Quote #1

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When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese Picture Quote #1

It is a shoe designer’s job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious Picture Quote #1

The only women who don’t believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace Picture Quote #1

We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck Picture Quote #1

One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn’t think so needs a quick jab in the kidney Picture Quote #1

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others Picture Quote #1

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Your whole being is involved in taking care of someone else, worrying about what they think of you, how they treat you, how you can make them treat you better. Right now everyone in the world seems to think that they are codependent and that they come from dysfunctional families. They call it codependency. I call it the human condition (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on Earth. So what the hell, leap (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) This is New York, a combat zone, and everyone has to have an angle or they’re not allowed over the bridges or through the tunnels. Let them have their angles, it’s what they live for. You’ve got better things to worry about, like making sure the people that actually matter don’t try any funny stuff (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) The buying of a self-help book is the most desperate of all human acts. It means you’ve lost your mind completely: You’ve entrusted your mental health to a self-aggrandizing twit with a psychology degree and a yen for a yacht (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) [On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they’ll have to hold an intervention (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn’t have a chair. We’re running scared; we want ours (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) We know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we’re tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We’ve confused our own childhoods with episodes of Ozzie and Harriet, Father Knows Best, and The Brady Bunch. In real life, Ozzie had a very visible mistress for years, Bud and Kitten on Father Knows Best grew up to become major druggies, and Mom on The Brady Bunch dated her fifteen-year-old fictional son. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) With dogs, you don’t need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Women wearing men’s clothes are chic, men wearing women’s clothes make us fall on the floor laughing. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck. (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) A sense of humor isn’t everything. It’s only 90 percent of everything (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Enough about you let’s hear about me (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Dogs are us, only innocent (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. and if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) Women wearing men’s clothes are chic, men wearing women’s clothes make us fall on the floor laughing (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) It is a shoe designer’s job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) The only women who don’t believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she’s convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn’t think so needs a quick jab in the kidney (Cynthia Heimel Quotes) All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others (Cynthia Heimel Quotes)

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