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Cute Funny Quotes

I’m ready! Rub the belly! Picture Quote #1

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it’s somebody else’s secretary, fine Picture Quote #1

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it’s not, it’s a visa, and it runs out fast Picture Quote #1

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out Picture Quote #1

I don’t really have a type of guy I like. It’s just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny Picture Quote #1

Funny, cute and kissableI’ve found a girl that makes me lose controlEvery night’s like the first nightNever gettin’ old Picture Quote #1

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Ben Stiller isn’t funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off Picture Quote #1

Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it’s twenty-three Picture Quote #1

That doesn’t mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you’re in control of the situation Picture Quote #1

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days Picture Quote #1

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me Picture Quote #1

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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments Picture Quote #1

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice Picture Quote #1

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat? Picture Quote #1

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press Picture Quote #1

If we can’t alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up Picture Quote #1

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it’s not, it’s a visa, and it runs out fast Picture Quote #1

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I’m ready! Rub the belly! (Cute Funny Quotes) I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it’s somebody else’s secretary, fine (Cute Funny Quotes) It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it’s not, it’s a visa, and it runs out fast. (Cute Funny Quotes) Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out. (Cute Funny Quotes) I don’t really have a type of guy I like. It’s just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. (Cute Funny Quotes) Funny, cute and kissableI’ve found a girl that makes me lose controlEvery night’s like the first nightNever gettin’ old (Cute Funny Quotes) Ben Stiller isn’t funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way (Cute Funny Quotes) There’s nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off (Cute Funny Quotes) Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it’s twenty-three (Cute Funny Quotes) That doesn’t mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you’re in control of the situation (Cute Funny Quotes) Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days (Cute Funny Quotes) My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me (Cute Funny Quotes) My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments (Cute Funny Quotes) My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice (Cute Funny Quotes) If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat? (Cute Funny Quotes) I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press (Cute Funny Quotes) If we can’t alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up (Cute Funny Quotes) It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it’s not, it’s a visa, and it runs out fast (Cute Funny Quotes)